The Republic of Emuli Legion 9 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.589 billion Emuli Legion 9ians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 37.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Emuli Legion 9ian economy, worth 190 trillion Tukars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 41,598 Tukars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, a major religion has been named as Emuli Legion 9's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Emuli Legion 9 in an international press conference, and Emuli Legion 9 has designated Emuli Legion 9 City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Emuli Legion 9's national animal is the Axehound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Emuli Legion 9 is ranked 152,997^th in the world and 8,121^st in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 396.22 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.